Friday, August 28, 2009

RockBand DLC

Avenged Sevenfold – “Bat Country”

The Jam – “A Town Called Malice”

The Jam – “Going Underground”

Oasis – “Supersonic” (Live)

Rage Against the Machine – “Guerilla Radio”

Talking Heads – “And She Was”
Talking Heads – “Crosseyed & Painless”
Talking Heads – “Girlfriend is Better”
Talking Heads – “Once in a Lifetime”
Talking Heads – “Take Me to the River”

Awesome! I love 'The Talking Heads' and this is just in time for our big 'Rock Band' party!

Wednesday, August 26, 2009

Amazing Beatbox Kid

Twitter Craze!

I must admit a while back in November I signed my self up for a twitter account. It was back before anyone knew what twitter was, before it blew up into what it is today. Since November I think I wrote a total of 2 Tweet's, It did not seem like something i could get into. Just a few days ago I went back, I must say I really like it. It's fun to make statements throughout the day, and see what everyone else is up to. I also follow some funny people on it. One in particular is Rain Wilson (rainnwilson, his twitter name), He says the funniest things, it's nice to smile and laugh a little when your at work. Well anyways i just wanted to let everyone know. You can find me on there if you go to the sight and look up 'Josh Hemond' or my user name is 'wildjosh'.

Twitter.com

Peace
-Joshua M Hemond

Tuesday, August 25, 2009

Free iTunes Download's of the Week

Only one Free song this week, I guess iTunes is getting cheap on us.

Love Lives On by Mallary Hope

Genre: Country

Ugh...This is a stereotypical country song, with southern twang included, free of charge of course. Boring, Boring, Boring! Maybe if you like country you will like this song, but I'm not a fan of the genre. It reminds me a bit of life in a trailer park, not one of those nice ones either. I mean the ones where your trailer is on cinder blocks and your lawn decorations are pink flamingos. Don't waste the space on your Hard Drive!

Monday, August 24, 2009

Funny Email (Must Read!!)

I got an Email that had funny things people say. Well that email was very long so I pulled out a few of my favorites and a few that I have said to myself before...Enjoy!

-I wish Google Maps had an "Avoid Ghetto" routing option.

-Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.

-I don't understand the purpose of the line, "I don't need to drink to have fun." Great, no one does. But why start a fire with flint and sticks when they've invented the lighter?

-I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.

-There is a great need for sarcasm font.

-Sometimes, I'll watch a movie that I watched when I was younger and suddenly realize I had no idea what the heck was going on when I first saw it.

-I think everyone has a movie that they love so much, it actually becomes stressful to watch it with other people. I'll end up wasting 90 minutes shiftily glancing around to confirm that everyone's laughing at the right parts, then making sure I laugh just a little bit harder (and a millisecond earlier) to prove that I'm still the only one who really, really gets it.

-How the heck are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?

-I would rather try to carry 10 plastic grocery bags in each hand than take 2 trips to bring my groceries in.

- I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.

-The only time I look forward to a red light is when I’m trying to finish a text.

- Lol has gone from meaning, "laugh out loud" to "I have nothing else to say".

- I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.

- Whenever someone says "I'm not book smart, but I'm street smart", all I hear is "I'm not real smart, but I'm imaginary smart".

- How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear what they said?

- Every time I have to spell a word over the phone using 'as in' examples, I will undoubtedly draw a blank and sound like a complete idiot. Today I had to spell my boss's last name to an attorney and said "Yes that's G as in...(10 second lapse)..ummm...Goonies"

-What would happen if I hired two private investigators to follow each other?

- While driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and instinctively swerved to avoid it...thanks Mario Kart.

- MapQuest really needs to start their directions on #5. Pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.

- Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.

-I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.

- Bad decisions make good stories

-If Carmen San Diego and Waldo ever got together, their offspring would probably just be completely invisible.

-Why is it that during an ice-breaker, when the whole room has to go around and say their name and where they are from, I get so incredibly nervous? Like I know my name, I know where I'm from, this shouldn't be a problem....

-You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you've made up your mind that you just aren't doing anything productive for the rest of the day.

-I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten page research paper that I swear I did not make any changes to.

- "Do not machine wash or tumble dry" means I will never wash this ever.

-I hate being the one with the remote in a room full of people watching TV. There's so much pressure. 'I love this show, but will they judge me if I keep it on? I bet everyone is wishing we weren't watching this. It's only a matter of time before they all get up and leave the room. Will we still be friends after this?'

-I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello? Darnit), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voicemail. What'd you do after I didn't answer? Drop the phone and run away?

-I like all of the music in my iTunes, except when it's on shuffle, then I like about one in every fifteen songs in my iTunes.

-Why is a school zone 20 mph? That seems like the optimal cruising speed for pedophiles...

- As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.

-Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is.

-It should probably be called Unplanned Parenthood.

-I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.

-Even if I knew your social security number, I wouldn't know what do to with it.

-I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Lites than Kay.

Friday, August 21, 2009

RockBand DLC

Billy Idol – “Mony Mony”
Billy Idol – “Rebel Yell”

Fleetwood Mac – “Don’t Stop”
Fleetwood Mac – “World Turning”

Jet – “She’s a Genius”

Tom Petty – “I Won’t Back Down”
Tom Petty – “Runnin’ Down a Dream”

I an very happy with this list!


Thursday, August 20, 2009

Can you find me?

Oh Crap!

You wake up in the morning and slither out of bed. Maybe you slip on your slippers and PJ's. Stroll to the kitchen for a cup of joe and glare out the window to see....
All you can say is....Oh Crap!

Tuesday, August 18, 2009

Free iTunes Download's of the Week

This Week we have:

1st Song

Melody by Kate Earl

Genre: Singer/Songwriter

Not a bad song but, not really my style. Sounds a bit like someone I have heard before.

2nd Song

My Secret Friend by IAMX (feat. Imogen Heap)

Genre: Electronic

Not a great song, a bit on the boring side for Electronic.

Monday, August 17, 2009

RockBand DLC

"No Rain" Blind Melon Single Aug. 18, 2009
"There's No Other Way" Blur Single Aug. 18, 2009
"I'm Shipping Up to Boston" Dropkick Murphys Single Aug. 18, 2009
"Inside Out" Eve 6 Single Aug. 18, 2009
"I Predict a Riot" Kaiser Chiefs Single Aug. 18, 2009
"All My Life" Foo Fighters Foo Fighters 02 Aug. 18, 2009
"I'll Stick Around" Foo Fighters Foo Fighters 02 Aug. 18, 2009
"Lonely as You" Foo Fighters Foo Fighters 02 Aug. 18, 2009

Thursday, August 13, 2009

Cowboy Bebop Live Action Movie

It has been announced that 'Fox' is making a movie based on the anime series 'Cowboy Bebop'. This news is especially good for me since I love Anime and 'Cowboy Bebop' was the first series that started it all for me. So far the only actor that has been announced as signing on is Keanu Reeves who signed on to play the lead character 'Spike'.

Spike:

Jet:

Ed and Ein:

Faye Valentine:
For those who don't know the plot of 'Cowboy Bebop' that date is in the 2070's and it follows a group of bounty hunters who struggle to make a living in the galaxy. The ship they fly is called the 'Bebop' and they always seem to find themselves in quite a predicament.

Tuesday, August 11, 2009

Free iTunes Download's of the Week

1st Download

Wonderful by Gary Go

Genre: Pop

I was not really feeling this song, it was okay. I think it's just not my style more then anything. I mean the quality of vocals was okay and the music was fine, It was just missing something for me. Like listening to something with no substance.

2nd Download

Apolkalypse Now by Polkastra

Genre: World

If you like Polka then you will love this download, if not well you will probably feel as I did. I laughed and thought 'oh this is cute' I chuckled a few more times and then I got bored and shut it off.

All in all these two songs were forgettable and I would not download either.

Friday, August 7, 2009

RockBand DLC

For August 11th


"Clint Eastwood" Gorillaz Gorillaz 01 Aug. 11, 2009
"Feel Good Inc." Gorillaz Gorillaz 01 Aug. 11, 2009
"Re-Hash" Gorillaz Gorillaz 01 Aug. 11, 2009
"Piece of My Heart" Janis Joplin Single Aug. 11, 2009
"Chest Fever" (Live) The Band Single Aug. 11, 2009
"White Rabbit" Jefferson Airplane Single Aug. 11, 2009
"Magic Bus" (Live) The Who Single Aug. 11, 2009

The Adventures of Mr. Fingie August 7th

Thirsty Thursday caught up with Mr. Finigie and after a long night of drinking he finds himself feeling like he took a punch to the face and heading quite frequently to the bathroom.

Thursday, August 6, 2009

Free iTunes Download's of the Week

Well like usual we have 2 Free iTunes downloads this week.


1st Download

Bestia by Hello Seahorse!

Genre: Alternativo & Rock Latino

Not a bad sound I just wish I knew what she was saying. Besides that I kind of liked it. Much better then the Regaetone I'm used to here the Latino guys play at work.

2nd Download

Push to Freeze by Sorcerer

Genre: Electronic

When this song first started playing I thought it had lots on potential, but then i got bored with it. It carried the same tune for most of it without much change and it was softer then I'm used to my Electronic being. Over all I think it was...Blah! Not Great but not Terrible either.

The Adventures of Mr. Fingie August 6th

The temperature recently has made Mr. fingie's life miserable. All he feels like doing is stripping down and laying in front of an Air Conditioner. He dreams of days when he will bask in the heat on a chair as scantily clad lady fingies fan him with palm Branch's and feed him exotic fruit. For now though he will stick with his water bottle and keep on dreaming.

Wednesday, August 5, 2009

The Adventures of Mr. Fingie August 5th

Cap'N Chicken Warned him but, Mr. Fingie would not stop talking about finger food. He said "If you don't shut up I'll shut you up!" It did not phase Mr. Fingie and well Cap'N Chicken Stayed true to his word.

Tuesday, August 4, 2009

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The Adventures of Mr. Fingie August 4th

Today Mr. Fingie made a pledge to keep his office clean with, well non other then pledge.

Monday, August 3, 2009

Why you shouldn't feed the birds!

This Picture says it all!

The Adventures of Mr. Fingie August 3rd

Mr. Fingie woke up this Monday morning like he has done many other Monday mornings...Groggy. You see he partied all weekend long and when his radio alarm went of this morning he wished it was all a bad dream. He shuffled out of bed walked into the kitchen and looked into the fridge. His eyes darted around...Milk, OJ, Iced Tea....Oh look Pepperoncinis! He quickly downed the whole jar letting the burn over take his body. Now wide awake Mr. Fingie was ready to start his day.