The Adventures of Mr. Fingie July 1st

Mr. Fingie turned on the TV today after a long absence from the tube and saw horrible news. All the famous people he loves are dying. He once had a hardcore crush on Farah Fawcett with posters hanging in his bedroom. He owned all of Michael Jackson's Cd's and had the moon walk down. Worst of all he loved Oxy-Clean to keep his clothes nice and white. The realization of all these famous icons passing made Mr. Fingie depressed. He sat in a dark room and put Billy Jean on and cried himself to sleep.