The Adventures of Mr. Fingie July 9th

In an effort to better himself, Mr. Fingie has been trying to learn another language. He thought about it long and hard and then he knew which one to pick. You see Mr. Fingie saw on the news about how broke the state of California is, he deduced that soon it would be sold to China since they have all the money. Chinese would be the language he was to learn. It has been only a day and Mr. Fingie is really catching on, he now knows how to say "what time is it", "are these clean underwear" and "please don't hurt me" in Chinese. Keep up the good work Mr. Fingie and you will be fluent in no time.